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Who Doesn't Want To Be A Moron is a mini game that you can play in the SpisMall in Dr. Lunatic Supreme With Cheese. It costs 50 coins to play; each time a question is answered correctly, your money doubles. You can quit at any time. If you get a question wrong, you lose all your winnings.
Here is a list of questions and possible answers:
Question | Correct Answer(s) | Other Answers |
What's the name of our hero? | Bouapha | Boffa |
Dr. Lunatic | ||
Rinley | ||
Boufa | ||
Bwafuh | ||
Bouaphetta | ||
SPISPOPD | ||
Hammerman | ||
What was originally the 'final' world in Dr. Lunatic? | The Crazy Asylum Of Madness | The Spooky Forest |
The Haunted Mansion | ||
Pygmy Island | ||
Space Station Loony | ||
Desert Arena | ||
Citanul Island | ||
Cavernous Caves | ||
The Dusty Desert | ||
What is the name of Bouapha's arch-nemesis? | Dr. Lunatic | Happy Stick Man |
The Green Goblin | ||
Dr. Loony | ||
Matilda | ||
The Countess | ||
Dr. Crazy | ||
What is Mike Hommel's nickname on the website forum? | Jamul | The Boss |
Mike | ||
Mr. Hommel | ||
Dumb | ||
Marshmallow Man | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up pants? | They make you throw hammers faster. | They make you taller. |
They give you Charisma points. | ||
They make you run faster. | ||
They do nothing. | ||
They make your balance better. | ||
They increase your strength. | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up hammers? | You can throw hammers. | You become stronger. |
Your health increases by 20% | ||
You become invincible. | ||
You can build things. | ||
You can fix walls. | ||
What color is the sky? | Blue | Sort of a puce |
Off-white | ||
Greenish | ||
CLEARLY A WRONG ANSWER | ||
Chartreuse | ||
Mauve | ||
Burnt Sienna | ||
Checkerboard of yellow and green | ||
Gold and brown stripes | ||
What do you pop in Pumpkin Pop? | Pumpkins | Balloons |
Zits | ||
Corn | ||
Music | ||
Bubbles | ||
Scottish Terriers | ||
Which monster can steal from Bouapha? | Grabby Gnome | Ninjabread Man |
Thief Pumpkin | ||
Happy Stick Robber | ||
Bonehead | ||
Puffyfish | ||
Wacko | ||
Takerbot | ||
Which boss can't move? | The Thing | The Boiler |
Olaf | ||
Sven | ||
The Countess | ||
Matilda-X | ||
Matilda | ||
Sphinxter | Dozer The Dozerian | |
Kongor | ||
Loonybot 5000 | ||
Dr. Lunatic | ||
Super Duper Zombie | ||
What is the maximum number of Hammers you can collect? | Five | Four |
Six | ||
Three | ||
Two | ||
One | ||
Ten | ||
Seventy-Three | ||
Ten | ||
What is the maximum number of Pants Of Power you can collect? | Four | Five |
Three | ||
Two | ||
One | ||
Six | ||
Ten | ||
Which of these is not one of the original 5 worlds? | The Haunted Mansion | Cavernous Caves |
Pygmy Island | Spooky Forest | |
Space Station Loony | Icy Mountain | |
Cavern Havoc | Dusty Desert | |
Halloween Horror | Crazy Asylum Of Madness | |
What special ability do you gain by picking up Chinese Take-Out? | It affects your health randomly. | It heals you completely. |
It makes you fly. | ||
You can run faster. | ||
It doubles your hit points. | ||
It makes you full. | ||
It gives you better aim. | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up Pizza? | It heals you a little bit. | It returns you to full health immediately. |
It makes you invincible. | ||
It doubles your fire power. | ||
It affects your health randomly. | ||
It gives you gas. | ||
You can run faster. | ||
It gives you better aim. | ||
It makes you fly. | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up ammo paks? | They reload your weapon. | It heals you completely. |
It makes you fly. | ||
You can run faster. | ||
It doubles your hit points. | ||
It makes you full. | ||
It gives you better aim. | ||
It makes you invincible. | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up Supreme Squeezy Cheese? | It makes your hammers super powerful for awhile. | It heals you completely. |
It makes you fly. | ||
You can run faster. | ||
It doubles your hit points. | ||
It makes you full. | ||
It gives you better aim. | ||
It makes you invincible. | ||
How many Gallery Goals can be earned? | 100 | 200 |
50 | ||
25 | ||
101 | ||
99 | ||
75 | ||
60 | ||
80 | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up Ammo Crates? | They give you unlimited ammo for awhile. | It returns you to full health immediately. |
It makes you invincible. | ||
It doubles your fire power. | ||
It affects your health randomly. | ||
It gives you gas. | ||
You can run faster. | ||
It heals you a little bit. | ||
Which Zoid spits cactus needles? | Freakazoid | Autozoid |
Aquazoid | ||
Magmazoid | ||
Cryozoid | ||
Isozoid | ||
Sewerzoid | ||
Creepazoid | ||
Dr. Zoidberg | ||
Geozoid | ||
Which of these monsters does not produce more monsters? | Puffy Fish | Great Pumpkin |
Meaniebot | ||
Pygmy Queen | ||
Pygmy Shaman | Crabby Patty | |
Countess | ||
Minibot | Jacko | |
The Thing | ||
Creeping Cone | Egg Sac | |
Generator | ||
Aquazoid | Mush | |
Shroomlord | ||
Mucho Moss | ||
What does the doormat at the Asylum say before you have completed 4 worlds? | Go Away! | Get Lost! |
Beat It! | ||
No Way, Jose! | ||
None Shall Pass! | ||
Goodbye! | ||
What does the doormat at the Asylum say after you have completed 4 worlds? | Welcome! | Come In! |
Hello! | ||
Mi Casa Es Su Casa! | ||
Howdy! | ||
Wipe Your Feet! | ||
Greetings! | ||
Watch Your Step! | ||
What objects are on the four keychains? | Pumpkin, rocket, squash and hammer | Pumpkin, squash, watermelon, and honeydew |
Pizza, rocket, hammer and sickle | ||
Hammer, screwdriver, drill and shovel | ||
Rocket, squash, hammer and brain | ||
Rocket, hammer, pants, and candle | ||
Which of the following monsters was in the original Dr. Lunatic? | Ninjabread Man | Dark Vampire |
Mutant Zombie | ||
Shocking Horror | ||
Bonehead | The Beetles | |
Whatsit | ||
Mumble | Sea Cucumber | |
Pygmy Diver | ||
Scary Bat | Sneaky Shark | |
Autozoid | ||
Zombie | Olaf | |
Bombot | ||
Djinni | Starfish | |
Punkin | ||
Richie Lich | Wet Willy | |
Mailboxer | ||
Spooky Ghost | Crab Puff | |
Puffyfish | ||
Starey Bat | ||
In Hitsuji: Shears Of Fury, who are your enemies? | The Hard Hat Clan | The Construction Crew |
Gyros R' Us | ||
The Pelican Brigade | ||
Sheep | ||
The Ninja Clan | ||
The Seven Or So Samurai | ||
Silly Samurai | ||
Ninja Gnus | ||
Dr. Ram's Thugs | ||
Which of these weapons was in the original Dr. Lunatic? | Missile Pack | Stopwatch |
Swapgun | ||
Bombs | Ammo Crate | |
AK-8087 | Ammo Pak | |
Machete | Freeze Ray | |
Flamethrower | Mind Control Ray | |
Spears | Jet Pack | |
Scanner | ||
What is Matilda's proper title? | Queen Of Chaos | Queen Of The Forest |
The Forest Boss | ||
Queen Of Evil | ||
Spider Queen | ||
Spider Of Death | ||
To whom did Dr. Lunatic give his keys for safekeeping? | His poker buddies | His mom |
His girlfriend | ||
His doctor | ||
Bouapha | ||
His golfing buddies | ||
His goldfish | ||
Which of the following is NOT a keychain? | Brain | Rocket |
Hammer | ||
Candle | Pumpkin | |
Squash | ||
Why was 6 afraid of 7? | Because 7 8 9! | Because 7 was wearing a 5 mask! |
Because 7 said "BOO!" | ||
Because 7 was very menacing, in a numerical sort of way. | ||
Because of 7's propensity for violent behavior. | ||
Because 7's Rage Gauge was full! | ||
Because 7 had picked up the Big Axe. | ||
How many quests are there in Loonyland? | 20 | 10 |
30 | ||
5 | ||
25 | ||
15 | ||
18 | ||
22 | ||
40 | ||
100 | ||
12 | ||
Which of the following does not attack with lightning? | Starfish | Shocking Horror |
Pygmy Shaman | ||
Wacky Wizard | Jellofish | |
Meaniebot | Pygmy Weatherman | |
What are the four critter types in Stockboy? | Piggy, Inchy, Fluffy, and Blobby | Piggy, Mousey, Bunny, and Blobby |
Snakey, Squirmy, Crawly, and Hoppy | ||
Inchy, Bunny, Piggy, and Blobby | ||
Blobby, Buggy, Piggy, and Ratty | ||
Tall, Short, Skinny, and Fat | ||
Mousey, Squirmy, Bunny, and Fluffy | ||
Fluffy, Bunny, Inchy, and Piggy | ||
Which of these is not a weapon in XOP? | Pulse Laser | Bots |
Velocity Cannon | ||
Triple Cannon | Spread Laser | |
Bombs | Missiles | |
Lock-On Beam | Implosion | |
Plasma Stream | ||
Which of these is not a game mode in Pumpkin Pop? | Ghost Hunt | Tricks |
Pranks | ||
Treats | ||
Chainsaw | Goodies | |
Harvest | ||
Howling | Massacre | |
Graveyard | ||
Jack-O-Trample | Rising Fear | |
Chill Out | ||
How many Gallery Pictures are there in this game? | 100 | 50 |
75 | ||
200 | ||
101 | ||
99 | ||
150 | ||
20 | ||
300 | ||
Which special weapon does the most damage? | Big Axe | AK-8087 |
Swapgun | ||
Mind Control Ray | ||
Machete | ||
Mines | Flimsy Spears | |
Torch | ||
Boomerang | ||
Which of the following is not a type of Pygmy? | Pygmy Witch | Pygmy Queen |
Pygmy Hunter | ||
Pygmy Accountant | ||
Pygmy Diver | ||
Pgymy Shaman | ||
Pygmy Weatherman | ||
When was Dr. Lunatic released? | May 2000 | September 1998 |
August 2003 | ||
May 2001 | ||
July 2000 | ||
February 1879 | ||
December 2002 | ||
When was the Expando-Pak released? | May 2000 | October 2002 |
March 2004 | ||
August 1900 | ||
May 2002 | ||
June 2001 | ||
January 1999 | ||
The dawn of time | ||
When was the Fun Pack released? | July 2001 | July 2003 |
June 2000 | ||
August 1997 | ||
December 2001 | ||
May 2000 | ||
September 2002 | ||
Yesterday | ||
When was Supreme with Cheese released? | September 2003 | February 2003 |
August 2000 | ||
March 2002 | ||
December 1980 | ||
July 2005 | ||
May 2001 | ||
Which of these monsters is red? | Magmazoid | Crabby Patty |
Cacton | ||
Jellofish | ||
Bonehead | ||
You-Go | Mailboxer | |
Jacko | ||
Wet Willy | ||
Whatsit | Autozoid | |
Shocking Horror | ||
Dark Vampire | ||
Jalapeno | Magic Lamp | |
Djinni | ||
Mumble | ||
King Cone | Crab Puff | |
Starfish | ||
Crazybones | ||
Which of these monsters is smaller than Bouapha? | Eensy Weensy | Zombie |
Mumble | ||
Vampire | ||
Shroom | Matilda | |
The Boiler | ||
Autozoid | ||
Mucho Moss | Roly Poly | |
Snowball | ||
Xenoid | Cacton | |
Stan Glass | ||
Grabby Gnome | Sven | |
Ninjabread Man | ||
Ultrapygmy | Richie Lich | |
King Cone | ||
The Countess | ||
Where is Bouapha from? | Merced, CA | New York, NY |
Sao Paolo, Brazil | ||
Svishtov, Bulgaria | ||
Algiers, Algeria | ||
Menomonie, WI | ||
Temecula, CA | ||
Which of the following is a playable character you can buy? | Happy Stick Man | The Ultrazoid |
Buddy Bunny | ||
Dr. Lunatic | Matilda | |
Happy Stick Witch | ||
Mecha-Bouapha | Goofy Giraffe | |
Pygmy Shaman | ||
LunaChick | Pygmy | |
Roboturtle | ||
Shtupid Shroom | Bouaphetta | |
What special ability do you gain by picking up a blue hammer? | You shoot backwards. | Your hammers are twice as powerful. |
You can shoot around corners. | ||
Your hammers reflect off walls. | ||
Your hammers move faster. | ||
Your hammers change color. | ||
Your hammers shoot sideways. | ||
What special ability do you gain by picking up a spring? | Your hammers reflect off solid obstacles. | Your hammers shoot backwards. |
You can jump higher. | ||
You can run twice as fast. | ||
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound. | ||
Your hammer does double damage. | ||
Your rage meter fills immediately. | ||
What color is a Geozoid? | Brown | Aqua |
Blue | ||
Green | ||
Yellow | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Red | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
What color is a Jellofish? | Green | Aqua |
Blue | ||
Brown | ||
Yellow | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Red | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
What's the Japanese word for "sheep"? | Hitsuji | Spaceboy |
Kojima | ||
Tetsujin | ||
Gouma | ||
Hitsuki | ||
Konnichiwa | ||
Yakisoba | ||
Teriyaki | ||
Shuoryuken | ||
Morimoto | ||
Masaharu | ||
Miyamoto | ||
Shigeru | ||
Sheepu | ||
How many different Special Weapons are there? | 20 | 13 |
7 | ||
83 | ||
30 | ||
4 | ||
27 | ||
How many brains does a Super Zombie drop? | Two | Seven |
One | ||
None | ||
Three | ||
Fifteen | ||
Five | ||
What color is a Crab Puff? | Aqua | Red |
Blue | ||
Green | ||
Brown | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Yellow | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
What color is The Mini Sub? | Red | Aqua |
Blue | ||
Green | ||
Brown | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Yellow | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
What color is a Puffyfish? | Yellow | Aqua |
Blue | ||
Green | ||
Brown | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Red | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
Who runs the "Supreme Player's Guide" website? | Hammered & Christian | DrLunatic |
Bouapha | ||
DaveHettel | ||
diana66 | ||
Lisa | ||
simibhu | ||
quick qeustion dwo,,QUICK | ||
jamul | ||
asmussen | ||
Dr_L_Fan1234 | ||
nabuch | ||
Ashebrethafe | ||
Sokko | ||
What is the square root of -1? | i | -1 |
1 | ||
0 | ||
0.4387 | ||
-1.2377~ | ||
j | ||
12 | ||
-0.13 | ||
Which boss takes the fewest hits to beat? | Dr. Lunatic | Kongor |
The Countess | ||
Matilda | ||
Sven | ||
Olaf | ||
Bjorn | ||
Sphinxter | ||
Loonybot 5000 | ||
Which of these is not an existing Happy Stick character? | Happy Stick Wizard | Happy Stick Man |
Happy Stick Boy | ||
Happy Stick Witch | ||
How many brains does a Super Duper Zombie drop? | None | One |
Four | ||
Two | ||
Which fan did NOT make a level for "Halloween Horror II"? | Kool Kat Bad | Pants of Power |
TDM | ||
Ryan Keck | BP | |
Lisa Keck | ||
Sol705 | Randy Zook | |
Mike Hommel | ||
What color is a Frostbiter? | Teal | Green |
Blue | ||
Brown | ||
Yellow | ||
Purple | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Aqua | Cyan | |
None | ||
Orange | ||
Red | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
What color is a Mama Spider? | Purple | Green |
Blue | ||
Brown | ||
Yellow | ||
Teal | ||
Pink | ||
White | ||
Cyan | ||
None | ||
Orange | ||
Red | ||
Puce | ||
Black | ||
Peach | ||
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Marshmallow Head? | Mike | Sol |
Pizzazz | ||
Huzzah | ||
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as General Manager? | Sol | Mike |
Pizzazz | ||
Huzzah | ||
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Demolition Engineer? | Huzzah | Sol |
Pizzazz | ||
Mike | ||
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Princess of All She Surveys? | Pizzazz | Sol |
Mike | ||
Huzzah | ||
What's the subtitle to our Gamelet "Scarecrow"? | Heart Of Straw | Shears Of Fury |
NPC Quest | ||
Scare Those Crows | ||
Corn Defender | ||
Corny Combat | ||
Farm Defender | ||
Soul Of Straw | ||
How much money can be earned from this quiz game in one run? | 500 coins | 1000 coins |
5000 coins | ||
100 coins | ||
$1.75 | ||
1 MILLION dollars | ||
Which of these fans was a winner in the Supreme with Cheese Fan Art contest? | Lisa Dash | Jon Stewart |
Raymangold22 | ||
Pants of Power | ||
Jack Darby | Sol705 | |
TDM | ||
Master Jobee | CHICKENPANTS94 | |
Emperor Master | ||
greenalien24 | ||
Who helped make "Winter Wackiness"? | Lisa | Kool Kat Bad |
Randy Zook | ||
Jack Darby | ||
Ryan | TDM | |
Dave Hettel | ||
BP | Mike Hommel | |
Jim Vatty | ||
Bruce Campbell | ||
Who made "Dead or Alive"? | Randy Zook | Mark Stevens |
BP | ||
Lisa Keck | ||
TDM | ||
Jim Vatty | ||
George Schmidt | ||
Pants of Power | ||
Jackie Chan | ||
What is the name of the secret level in The Spooky Forest? | Wang's Fortune Cookie Factory | Wong's Fortune Cookie Factory |
Enter Happy Stick | ||
The Torture Chamber | ||
A Secret Passage | ||
Who made "Loony Stew"? | TDM | Devon |
Kool Kat Bad | ||
Jack Darby | ||
BP | ||
Lisa Keck | ||
Mike Hommel | ||
Who made "Haunted House"? | Kool Kat Bad | Sol705 |
Chuck | ||
jordo12 | ||
Raymangold22 | ||
Evan Zook | ||
Mark Stevens | ||
Who made "Dimension-X"? | Pants of Power | George Schmidt |
Lisa Keck | ||
Mike Hommel | ||
Jack Darby | ||
Emperor Master | ||
Dave Hettel | ||
Diana22 | ||
What language is Dr. Lunatic written in? | C++ | Pascal |
BASIC | ||
Ada | ||
Fortran | ||
Cobol | ||
C# | ||
Visual Studio | ||
PHP | ||
SQL | ||
DirectX | ||
Why? | Because I said so. | What? |
Because of global warming. | ||
For no good reason at all. | ||
To get to the other side. | ||
For all the lutefisk in Norway. | ||
Because it just wouldn't be right otherwise. | ||
Why not? | ||
What is the third word in the message you get for donating to world hunger relief? | So | Donation |
For | ||
The | ||
Hunger | ||
Help | ||
Appreciate | ||
Please | ||
With | ||
And | ||
Which Frozen Yogurt Of Fury flavor is the cheapest? | Rage Power | Brain Radar |
Candle Radar | ||
Move n' Shoot | ||
Keychain Helper | ||
Which Frozen Yogurt Of Fury flavor is the most expensive? | Candle Radar | Rage Power |
Brain Radar | ||
Move n' Shoot | ||
Keychain Helper | ||
What's the largest cash amount you can find in a Storage Locker? | 5000 coins | 2222 coins |
10000 coins | ||
7500 coins | ||
1500 coins | ||
750 coins |