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Who Doesn't Want To Be A Moron is a mini game that you can play in the SpisMall in Dr. Lunatic Supreme With Cheese. It costs 50 coins to play; each time a question is answered correctly, your money doubles. You can quit at any time. If you get a question wrong, you lose all your winnings.

Here is a list of questions and possible answers:

Question Correct Answer(s) Other Answers
What's the name of our hero? Bouapha Boffa
Dr. Lunatic
Rinley
Boufa
Bwafuh
Bouaphetta
SPISPOPD
Hammerman
What was originally the 'final' world in Dr. Lunatic? The Crazy Asylum Of Madness The Spooky Forest
The Haunted Mansion
Pygmy Island
Space Station Loony
Desert Arena
Citanul Island
Cavernous Caves
The Dusty Desert
What is the name of Bouapha's arch-nemesis? Dr. Lunatic Happy Stick Man
The Green Goblin
Dr. Loony
Matilda
The Countess
Dr. Crazy
What is Mike Hommel's nickname on the website forum? Jamul The Boss
Mike
Mr. Hommel
Dumb
Marshmallow Man
What special ability do you gain by picking up pants? They make you throw hammers faster. They make you taller.
They give you Charisma points.
They make you run faster.
They do nothing.
They make your balance better.
They increase your strength.
What special ability do you gain by picking up hammers? You can throw hammers. You become stronger.
Your health increases by 20%
You become invincible.
You can build things.
You can fix walls.
What color is the sky? Blue Sort of a puce
Off-white
Greenish
CLEARLY A WRONG ANSWER
Chartreuse
Mauve
Burnt Sienna
Checkerboard of yellow and green
Gold and brown stripes
What do you pop in Pumpkin Pop? Pumpkins Balloons
Zits
Corn
Music
Bubbles
Scottish Terriers
Which monster can steal from Bouapha? Grabby Gnome Ninjabread Man
Thief Pumpkin
Happy Stick Robber
Bonehead
Puffyfish
Wacko
Takerbot
Which boss can't move? The Thing The Boiler
Olaf
Sven
The Countess
Matilda-X
Matilda
Sphinxter Dozer The Dozerian
Kongor
Loonybot 5000
Dr. Lunatic
Super Duper Zombie
What is the maximum number of Hammers you can collect? Five Four
Six
Three
Two
One
Ten
Seventy-Three
Ten
What is the maximum number of Pants Of Power you can collect? Four Five
Three
Two
One
Six
Ten
Which of these is not one of the original 5 worlds? The Haunted Mansion Cavernous Caves
Pygmy Island Spooky Forest
Space Station Loony Icy Mountain
Cavern Havoc Dusty Desert
Halloween Horror Crazy Asylum Of Madness
What special ability do you gain by picking up Chinese Take-Out? It affects your health randomly. It heals you completely.
It makes you fly.
You can run faster.
It doubles your hit points.
It makes you full.
It gives you better aim.
What special ability do you gain by picking up Pizza? It heals you a little bit. It returns you to full health immediately.
It makes you invincible.
It doubles your fire power.
It affects your health randomly.
It gives you gas.
You can run faster.
It gives you better aim.
It makes you fly.
What special ability do you gain by picking up ammo paks? They reload your weapon. It heals you completely.
It makes you fly.
You can run faster.
It doubles your hit points.
It makes you full.
It gives you better aim.
It makes you invincible.
What special ability do you gain by picking up Supreme Squeezy Cheese? It makes your hammers super powerful for awhile. It heals you completely.
It makes you fly.
You can run faster.
It doubles your hit points.
It makes you full.
It gives you better aim.
It makes you invincible.
How many Gallery Goals can be earned? 100 200
50
25
101
99
75
60
80
What special ability do you gain by picking up Ammo Crates? They give you unlimited ammo for awhile. It returns you to full health immediately.
It makes you invincible.
It doubles your fire power.
It affects your health randomly.
It gives you gas.
You can run faster.
It heals you a little bit.
Which Zoid spits cactus needles? Freakazoid Autozoid
Aquazoid
Magmazoid
Cryozoid
Isozoid
Sewerzoid
Creepazoid
Dr. Zoidberg
Geozoid
Which of these monsters does not produce more monsters? Puffy Fish Great Pumpkin
Meaniebot
Pygmy Queen
Pygmy Shaman Crabby Patty
Countess
Minibot Jacko
The Thing
Creeping Cone Egg Sac
Generator
Aquazoid Mush
Shroomlord
Mucho Moss
What does the doormat at the Asylum say before you have completed 4 worlds? Go Away! Get Lost!
Beat It!
No Way, Jose!
None Shall Pass!
Goodbye!
What does the doormat at the Asylum say after you have completed 4 worlds? Welcome! Come In!
Hello!
Mi Casa Es Su Casa!
Howdy!
Wipe Your Feet!
Greetings!
Watch Your Step!
What objects are on the four keychains? Pumpkin, rocket, squash and hammer Pumpkin, squash, watermelon, and honeydew
Pizza, rocket, hammer and sickle
Hammer, screwdriver, drill and shovel
Rocket, squash, hammer and brain
Rocket, hammer, pants, and candle
Which of the following monsters was in the original Dr. Lunatic? Ninjabread Man Dark Vampire
Mutant Zombie
Shocking Horror
Bonehead The Beetles
Whatsit
Mumble Sea Cucumber
Pygmy Diver
Scary Bat Sneaky Shark
Autozoid
Zombie Olaf
Bombot
Djinni Starfish
Punkin
Richie Lich Wet Willy
Mailboxer
Spooky Ghost Crab Puff
Puffyfish
Starey Bat
In Hitsuji: Shears Of Fury, who are your enemies? The Hard Hat Clan The Construction Crew
Gyros R' Us
The Pelican Brigade
Sheep
The Ninja Clan
The Seven Or So Samurai
Silly Samurai
Ninja Gnus
Dr. Ram's Thugs
Which of these weapons was in the original Dr. Lunatic? Missile Pack Stopwatch
Swapgun
Bombs Ammo Crate
AK-8087 Ammo Pak
Machete Freeze Ray
Flamethrower Mind Control Ray
Spears Jet Pack
Scanner
What is Matilda's proper title? Queen Of Chaos Queen Of The Forest
The Forest Boss
Queen Of Evil
Spider Queen
Spider Of Death
To whom did Dr. Lunatic give his keys for safekeeping? His poker buddies His mom
His girlfriend
His doctor
Bouapha
His golfing buddies
His goldfish
Which of the following is NOT a keychain? Brain Rocket
Hammer
Candle Pumpkin
Squash
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! Because 7 was wearing a 5 mask!
Because 7 said "BOO!"
Because 7 was very menacing, in a numerical sort of way.
Because of 7's propensity for violent behavior.
Because 7's Rage Gauge was full!
Because 7 had picked up the Big Axe.
How many quests are there in Loonyland? 20 10
30
5
25
15
18
22
40
100
12
Which of the following does not attack with lightning? Starfish Shocking Horror
Pygmy Shaman
Wacky Wizard Jellofish
Meaniebot Pygmy Weatherman
What are the four critter types in Stockboy? Piggy, Inchy, Fluffy, and Blobby Piggy, Mousey, Bunny, and Blobby
Snakey, Squirmy, Crawly, and Hoppy
Inchy, Bunny, Piggy, and Blobby
Blobby, Buggy, Piggy, and Ratty
Tall, Short, Skinny, and Fat
Mousey, Squirmy, Bunny, and Fluffy
Fluffy, Bunny, Inchy, and Piggy
Which of these is not a weapon in XOP? Pulse Laser Bots
Velocity Cannon
Triple Cannon Spread Laser
Bombs Missiles
Lock-On Beam Implosion
Plasma Stream
Which of these is not a game mode in Pumpkin Pop? Ghost Hunt Tricks
Pranks
Treats
Chainsaw Goodies
Harvest
Howling Massacre
Graveyard
Jack-O-Trample Rising Fear
Chill Out
How many Gallery Pictures are there in this game? 100 50
75
200
101
99
150
20
300
Which special weapon does the most damage? Big Axe AK-8087
Swapgun
Mind Control Ray
Machete
Mines Flimsy Spears
Torch
Boomerang
Which of the following is not a type of Pygmy? Pygmy Witch Pygmy Queen
Pygmy Hunter
Pygmy Accountant
Pygmy Diver
Pgymy Shaman
Pygmy Weatherman
When was Dr. Lunatic released? May 2000 September 1998
August 2003
May 2001
July 2000
February 1879
December 2002
When was the Expando-Pak released? May 2000 October 2002
March 2004
August 1900
May 2002
June 2001
January 1999
The dawn of time
When was the Fun Pack released? July 2001 July 2003
June 2000
August 1997
December 2001
May 2000
September 2002
Yesterday
When was Supreme with Cheese released? September 2003 February 2003
August 2000
March 2002
December 1980
July 2005
May 2001
Which of these monsters is red? Magmazoid Crabby Patty
Cacton
Jellofish
Bonehead
You-Go Mailboxer
Jacko
Wet Willy
Whatsit Autozoid
Shocking Horror
Dark Vampire
Jalapeno Magic Lamp
Djinni
Mumble
King Cone Crab Puff
Starfish
Crazybones
Which of these monsters is smaller than Bouapha? Eensy Weensy Zombie
Mumble
Vampire
Shroom Matilda
The Boiler
Autozoid
Mucho Moss Roly Poly
Snowball
Xenoid Cacton
Stan Glass
Grabby Gnome Sven
Ninjabread Man
Ultrapygmy Richie Lich
King Cone
The Countess
Where is Bouapha from? Merced, CA New York, NY
Sao Paolo, Brazil
Svishtov, Bulgaria
Algiers, Algeria
Menomonie, WI
Temecula, CA
Which of the following is a playable character you can buy? Happy Stick Man The Ultrazoid
Buddy Bunny
Dr. Lunatic Matilda
Happy Stick Witch
Mecha-Bouapha Goofy Giraffe
Pygmy Shaman
LunaChick Pygmy
Roboturtle
Shtupid Shroom Bouaphetta
What special ability do you gain by picking up a blue hammer? You shoot backwards. Your hammers are twice as powerful.
You can shoot around corners.
Your hammers reflect off walls.
Your hammers move faster.
Your hammers change color.
Your hammers shoot sideways.
What special ability do you gain by picking up a spring? Your hammers reflect off solid obstacles. Your hammers shoot backwards.
You can jump higher.
You can run twice as fast.
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Your hammer does double damage.
Your rage meter fills immediately.
What color is a Geozoid? Brown Aqua
Blue
Green
Yellow
Purple
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Red
Puce
Black
Peach
What color is a Jellofish? Green Aqua
Blue
Brown
Yellow
Purple
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Red
Puce
Black
Peach
What's the Japanese word for "sheep"? Hitsuji Spaceboy
Kojima
Tetsujin
Gouma
Hitsuki
Konnichiwa
Yakisoba
Teriyaki
Shuoryuken
Morimoto
Masaharu
Miyamoto
Shigeru
Sheepu
How many different Special Weapons are there? 20 13
7
83
30
4
27
How many brains does a Super Zombie drop? Two Seven
One
None
Three
Fifteen
Five
What color is a Crab Puff? Aqua Red
Blue
Green
Brown
Purple
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Yellow
Puce
Black
Peach
What color is The Mini Sub? Red Aqua
Blue
Green
Brown
Purple
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Yellow
Puce
Black
Peach
What color is a Puffyfish? Yellow Aqua
Blue
Green
Brown
Purple
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Red
Puce
Black
Peach
Who runs the "Supreme Player's Guide" website? Hammered & Christian DrLunatic
Bouapha
DaveHettel
diana66
Lisa
simibhu
quick qeustion dwo,,QUICK
jamul
asmussen
Dr_L_Fan1234
nabuch
Ashebrethafe
Sokko
What is the square root of -1? i -1
1
0
0.4387
-1.2377~
j
12
-0.13
Which boss takes the fewest hits to beat? Dr. Lunatic Kongor
The Countess
Matilda
Sven
Olaf
Bjorn
Sphinxter
Loonybot 5000
Which of these is not an existing Happy Stick character? Happy Stick Wizard Happy Stick Man
Happy Stick Boy
Happy Stick Witch
How many brains does a Super Duper Zombie drop? None One
Four
Two
Which fan did NOT make a level for "Halloween Horror II"? Kool Kat Bad Pants of Power
TDM
Ryan Keck BP
Lisa Keck
Sol705 Randy Zook
Mike Hommel
What color is a Frostbiter? Teal Green
Blue
Brown
Yellow
Purple
Pink
White
Aqua Cyan
None
Orange
Red
Puce
Black
Peach
What color is a Mama Spider? Purple Green
Blue
Brown
Yellow
Teal
Pink
White
Cyan
None
Orange
Red
Puce
Black
Peach
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Marshmallow Head? Mike Sol
Pizzazz
Huzzah
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as General Manager? Sol Mike
Pizzazz
Huzzah
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Demolition Engineer? Huzzah Sol
Pizzazz
Mike
Which Hamumu Software employee is known as Princess of All She Surveys? Pizzazz Sol
Mike
Huzzah
What's the subtitle to our Gamelet "Scarecrow"? Heart Of Straw Shears Of Fury
NPC Quest
Scare Those Crows
Corn Defender
Corny Combat
Farm Defender
Soul Of Straw
How much money can be earned from this quiz game in one run? 500 coins 1000 coins
5000 coins
100 coins
$1.75
1 MILLION dollars
Which of these fans was a winner in the Supreme with Cheese Fan Art contest? Lisa Dash Jon Stewart
Raymangold22
Pants of Power
Jack Darby Sol705
TDM
Master Jobee CHICKENPANTS94
Emperor Master
greenalien24
Who helped make "Winter Wackiness"? Lisa Kool Kat Bad
Randy Zook
Jack Darby
Ryan TDM
Dave Hettel
BP Mike Hommel
Jim Vatty
Bruce Campbell
Who made "Dead or Alive"? Randy Zook Mark Stevens
BP
Lisa Keck
TDM
Jim Vatty
George Schmidt
Pants of Power
Jackie Chan
What is the name of the secret level in The Spooky Forest? Wang's Fortune Cookie Factory Wong's Fortune Cookie Factory
Enter Happy Stick
The Torture Chamber
A Secret Passage
Who made "Loony Stew"? TDM Devon
Kool Kat Bad
Jack Darby
BP
Lisa Keck
Mike Hommel
Who made "Haunted House"? Kool Kat Bad Sol705
Chuck
jordo12
Raymangold22
Evan Zook
Mark Stevens
Who made "Dimension-X"? Pants of Power George Schmidt
Lisa Keck
Mike Hommel
Jack Darby
Emperor Master
Dave Hettel
Diana22
What language is Dr. Lunatic written in? C++ Pascal
BASIC
Ada
Fortran
Cobol
C#
Visual Studio
PHP
SQL
DirectX
Why? Because I said so. What?
Because of global warming.
For no good reason at all.
To get to the other side.
For all the lutefisk in Norway.
Because it just wouldn't be right otherwise.
Why not?
What is the third word in the message you get for donating to world hunger relief? So Donation
For
The
Hunger
Help
Appreciate
Please
With
And
Which Frozen Yogurt Of Fury flavor is the cheapest? Rage Power Brain Radar
Candle Radar
Move n' Shoot
Keychain Helper
Which Frozen Yogurt Of Fury flavor is the most expensive? Candle Radar Rage Power
Brain Radar
Move n' Shoot
Keychain Helper
What's the largest cash amount you can find in a Storage Locker? 5000 coins 2222 coins
10000 coins
7500 coins
1500 coins
750 coins

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