| Loonyland 2 Talents | |
| Combat | Magic |
| Chopping | Mental Focus |
| Tossing | Combustion |
| Stoneskin | Freezing |
| Criticism | Arsenic |
| Vivacity | Electrocution |
| Sneak Attack | Meditation |
| Knockout | Spookiness |
| Finesse | Green Thumb |
| Scavenging | Scorching |
| Gladiator | Windbag |
| Craft | |
| Mobility | Alchemy |
| Junksmithing | Clockwork |
| Mining | Haggling |
| Miser | Mixology |
| Packrat | Herbalism |
| Loonyland 2 Talent | |
| Loonyland 2 > Talents | |
| Effect: | 10% chance each level to gain 1hp per monster killed |
| Levels up by: | Kill monsters |
| Location: | West Haunted Highway |
| Game Description: | Let's not discuss how you are gaining Life for each monster you slay. Maybe they're carrying crackers in their pockets. Could be! 10% chance per level to recover 1 Life when you beat a monster |
| Level 10 achievement: | Vulture |